Iran: The Friendliest People in the World
Please don’t bomb them.
(are Iranian women the most beautiful in the world? Possible Onion headline: In Attempt to Stop Bombings from US and Israel, Iran Changes Name Back to Persia – “What? There’s no Iran here. Look buddy, this is Persia, we can’t accept no bombs for Iran, two separate places, last time I’m tellin’ ya!”)