Courtesy of the Utne Webwatch:

“Right now people are being killed because of oil, communities are being wiped out because of oil. We have a responsibility for tomorrow, we have a responsibility for the present, we are crying out yet the world seems not to understand. We are dying every day, we have been impacted, every minute by the fact that oil has to come to the U.S., oil has to come to Europe.”–Nigerian Activist Oronto Douglas

Meanwhile, ENN promises: “Bush to unveil energy blueprint” . . . but the Onion scoops everyone with: “After Careful Consideration, Bush Recommends Oil Drilling.” – Oil, Gas and Coal Issue