SEATTLE POLICE: FEAR OF A NAKED PLANET
. . . courtesy of the always excellent Unknown News.
Meanwhile, in Michigan . . .
“I would love to tell you my story. Ever since I heard about the Naked Mile in high school, I have been dying to do it. I thought it would be so fun to just go run in the buff, plus it would be a great story to tell your grandkids, you know?
“So, now I am a freshman and I decided to do it!”