SEATTLE POLICE: FEAR OF A NAKED PLANET

. . . courtesy of the always excellent Unknown News.

Meanwhile, in Michigan . . .

“I would love to tell you my story. Ever since I heard about the Naked Mile in high school, I have been dying to do it. I thought it would be so fun to just go run in the buff, plus it would be a great story to tell your grandkids, you know?

“So, now I am a freshman and I decided to do it!”

NAKED 18 YEAR OLD GIRL HUNTED DOWN BY ANN ARBOR POLICE

More Naked Mile Info Here.