This is what thousands of galaxies look like.

What are the odds there’s no life there? Perhaps we are at the end of their telescopic lens, and what is seen is recorded and edited for best bits then beamed into a single channel for the media-eating life species of said unknown yet highly alternative life-system somewhere out there: “days of puny human’s lives”: presently a comedy as the planet is ostensibly run by one of it’s dumber denizens. Hey, at least someone is laughing, right?

And somewhere in Seattle, a mad scientist is feverishly transmitting up:

Help us.

Save our planet.

Neutralize the chimp.

I am happy to be a denizen of the deep web myself.

See also: Martian Soil via Le Blogeur.