Administration Denies Aristide Kidnapped

The White House and Pentagon on Monday dismissed allegations that Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide was kidnapped by U.S. forces eager for him to resign and flee into exile.

With U.S. military forces already on the ground in the Caribbean nation and more on the way, chief presidential spokesman Scott McClellan said, “It’s nonsense, and conspiracy theories do nothing to help the Haitian people move forward to a better more free, more prosperous future.” [more]

Newsflash to Scott: a ‘conspiracy theory’ is something concocted by those on the outside of events . . . whereas if Aristide himself claims he was abducted–THAT’S FRIGGIN’ FUCKING FIRST-HAND TESTIMONY YA DUMB ASSHOLE!!!