“The president’s feet are not to touch the dirt.”
Here’s a pic via Counterspin Central:
What’s that penned in on the side there giving Bush a wide berth–livestock? Oh, hah, no! That’s the military! I wonder if they’re allowed to get dirt on their shoes?
Bush is such a Macho Man, man! Tough guys don’t walk on grass! Uh, except for the tough men and women actually doing the fighting and dying for the Carlyle Group–I mean, “Operation Iraqi Freedom”–they can walk on the grass, penned in at a safe distance from the King. Tough Kings Don’t Walk On Grass!