New Species of Worms Discovered in Ocean

Imagine how much stuff is on this very planet, in our very oceans, that we still don’t know about! How many archeological digs are waiting to be unearthed? How many cures for disease are waiting to be figured out? How many aqua-bound giant squids or dragon-esque creatures are waiting to be found? How many plants are yet to be identified and categorized growing now in the rainforests?

What if we put together a global New Deal to go and find all that stuff out? Instead of building roads, we would go out and amass scientific information? Give everyone a job and build our planet’s collective database! Propagate respect for science with hands-on experience by the thousands world-wide! Think of all the exciting discoveries they would make!

Idea number two for a positive globalization event: porn olympics.