"Man oh man, 'Dr. Menlo.' Now there's an alternative blog. Kindness to animals, Seattle anarchists, nudism galore, SubGenius, anti-Bush black propaganda, jeez louise, Doc, that thing sure is happenin'." --Bruce Sterling, Schism Matrix
by kirsten anderson Kirsten invented and runs the best art galleries in Seattle: the Roq la Rue and BLVD Gallery. abuddhas memes by tony tross Tony chases Eris and his own personal Buddha-kin from the icy outer reaches of the Yukon.
"Ye fucking gods!! Are you nuts!? Those Jesuit bastards will eat you alive!" --Hunter S. Thompson, to me, circa '93
Have some … pus with your cookies? If you down a glass of cow’s milk, you will. It may be white, but researchers say that every cupful contains somatic cells, i.e., pus.
The dairy industry knows that there is a problem with pus in milk. Accordingly, it has developed a system known as the “somatic cell count” to measure the amount of pus in milk. The somatic cell count is the standard used to gauge milk quality. The higher the somatic cell count, the more pus in the milk. [more]
What are the odds there's no life there? Perhaps we are at the end of their telescopic lens, and what is seen is recorded and edited for best bits then beamed into a single channel for the media-eating life species of said unknown yet highly alternative life-system somewhere out there: "days of puny human's lives": presently a comedy as the planet is ostensibly run by one of it's dumber denizens. Hey, at least someone is laughing, right?
And somewhere in Seattle, a mad scientist is feverishly transmitting up:
Save our planet.
Neutralize the chimp.
I am happy to be a denizen of the deep web myself.